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Friday, May 24th, 2002
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9:30 am - I's broke Miss Daisy...
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So I get to work this morning and fill out my time sheet. I have 3.75 hours of overtime on it. I worked thru most of my lunches this week doing various office stuff for my boss. Anyway, I got ot turn in it, and it gets rejected. MY FUCKING TIME SHEET GOT REJECTED YA'LL!!! The money that I knew I was making this week was like already gone. I was gonna use it to renew my registration on my car. So, instead of paying me for my overtime, I get to leave work at 1 today. woohoo. I really needed that money. What the hell kind of place won't pay overtime? Granted it is nice to be able to leave at 1, but I really could have used to money.
Big plans for the weekend. Going to the beach with the big guy. We leave tomorrow and won't be back until Monday. I can't wait!! A whole weekend alone together. We are gonna have to get shit faced together. I have never seen him drunk before. Buzzed, yes; but never drunk. This should be interesting.....
current mood:  irritated
current music: Doors opening and closing....
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| Tuesday, May 14th, 2002
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3:52 pm
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Welp, I started my new job yesterday. And it's....ok I guess. Nothing at all like my last place. The folks here are TOTALLY different. I miss working with the big guy. And going to lunch with my buddy. I just sit here all day watching people get on and off the elevator. Big fun. I don't have a radio and I am not supposed to eat anything at my desk. Which means that by the end of next week I will have starved to death. Anyway, I just thought that somebody out there might like to know what's been going on with me. :P
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| Friday, May 10th, 2002
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8:59 am
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This is it. My last day at this joint. I start my new gig on Monday. Leaving here at noon and going to go hit some golf balls with the big guy. Hopefully I will get some sun. (crosses fingers) Tonite we are gonna go see Mitch Hedberg. He has got to be the funniest person I know. He says some really stupid stuff, but it's still pretty funny. I have his CD and when I listen to it I can quote it, and still find humor in it. Anyway, this is turning out to be some ramdon shit. There is no structure to this entry. I better stop while I am ahead.
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| Tuesday, May 7th, 2002
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1:02 pm
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10:26 am - GO AMBER!!!
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Welp, I had my interview this morning. Bright and early at 7:30. I left there and decided to come back to the hell hole. I talked with the fella's for a few and then decided to call my agency. I shot the shit with Kerri for a few then we started talking about my interview. Come to find out, right after I left, the lady called my agency and said that they wanted to hire me. My boobs spilling out of my shirt must have turned her on. :) Anyway, I start on Monday. WOOHOO!!!! More money, closer to home, I won't have to get on the damn toll road anymore either.
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| Monday, May 6th, 2002
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4:04 pm - Wish me luck...
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Welp, tomorrow at 7:30 am I have my first interview. Followed by another one at 9:45. I think that I am about to puke all over myself because of nerves. I haven't been on an interview in almost a year. What do I say? What don't I say? If any of you have some questions that you would like to throw at me go ahead. I am ready, I think.
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10:33 am - JULIE ROCKS!!!
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Julie is the smartest person in the whole world!!! I don't know how the world could function without my good looks and her knowledge!! :)
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| Friday, May 3rd, 2002
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12:52 pm - Will work for food.....
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Welp, it finally happened. I got a reply from an email that I sent to my employment agency. Come to find out, the place that I have been working at for the past 8 months, isn't gonna hire me. Now I have to find a new job. I hate that. I don't like going on interviews or any of that crap. I feel so fake when they start to ask me questions. While there has been no set date for when I am supposed to be out of here, they have been kind enough to let me stay until I find another job and the will will work around me going on job interviews. I guess that you could say that I am pretty pissed off about it. I am so pissed, that I have been laughing about it all day. I think that I am still in shock. Everyone around here says that it sucks that I didn't get on with the company. And that it's good cause I won't be stuck doing the same job for the next 20 years. I dunno though. I was really enjoying what I was doing. I love the people that I work with. I don't like upper management, but who does?
Anyway, it's after 2 and I haven't worked since 10 this morning so I guess that I better get something started.
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9:32 am
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So Brittany got caught smoking. BIG DEAL!!! I could really care less. I mean hell she is 20 years old. What were you doing when you were 20? Now folks are gonna be in some kind of uproar because their kids "look up" to her. I don't think that I have ever met somebody that didn't at least try smoking. I think that it's pathetic that it was on the news this morning. I could have done without hearing that bit of info.
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| Friday, April 19th, 2002
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10:22 am
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i really hate my ex. he is such a dumb ass. when we were together we opened up a joint checking account. when i moved out he wanted my check card back, which was no problem for me. i called the bank and told them that i wanted my name taken off, and they told me that i would have to get a signed letter from him saying that it was ok for me to take my name off. well for one i really didn't want to see him for fear of getting the shit beat out of me just one more time. so i just left it alone. well at one point he let the account get to negative 200 bucks. i got to a bank yesterday and they say that i can't open an account cause one of us owes money to the previous bank. so i call the dumb fuck up and he says that i am responsible for paying that leftover amount. WTF?!?!?! i didn't even use the account. why should i have to pay for something that he did? i get print outs from the back for the account and within a six month period of time i only spent 300 bucks while he spent over 1800. now does this make sense to anybody? cause i personally want to kill his ass over this matter. SSSCCRREEEAAAMMM!!!!! he is the ONLY person in this world that i hate.
plus to make matters worse, the big guy is in some type of funk mood. he called last night and didn't have a thing to say. i get to work this morning and he still doesn't say anything. i asked him if something was wrong and he said "no". that's it, nothing more, just "no". not a "no, why do you ask" or "no, i am sorry if i am being a jerk" or anything like that. maybe it's the lack of sex in his life. i dunno. but he better get over it REALLY quick, cause momma has PMS and that shit that he has ain't gonna fly with me.
anyway, i guess that i better get back to work now. :P i hate this place.
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| Tuesday, April 16th, 2002
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8:35 am
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OK, so my best friend got married like a month ago. And I can honestly say that I don't like the girl that he married. She is 18 and still in high school; and he is still in the Navy. Currently he is in the middle of the ocean and she is at home with Mommy and Daddy. Whenever I see her I become "Super Bitch" and try my hardest to not talk to her. When my friend called and told me that he had gotten married, I was floored. I didn't think that things were gonna work out. Actually, their main reason for getting married was because she was pregnant. They got married like on a Monday and she had a miscarriage on Wednesday. Which I thought was a little too convenient, but who I am to say anything. Anyway, I realized that they are married and I should learn to get along with her as long as they are together, so I sent her an email just to see how she was doing. She replied back and was talking about how she wanted me to help decorate her and Andrew's house. And that when Andrew comes back, she wants me to help with their "post-wedding party." Now, Andrew and I have always called each other "brother" and "sister," well in this email that she sent me she referred to me as her sister. I did not appreciate that comment at all. Who is she to start calling me her sister? I don't know her from Adam. I think that I need to get off my soap box and realized that she is just trying to be nice, and graciously accept her into my life now. Andrew is going to around forever, and I need to learn to love just as I would anybody else that he introduced to me.
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| Wednesday, April 10th, 2002
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4:20 pm - I stole this from Julie, but I think that you will live anyway....
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1. What's the story behind your LJ username?
My middle name is Lea and when I was little it came out "wee," so my sister started to call me "Amber Wee" and it just sorta stuck
2. Name Five [5] of your favorite pig-out foods.
1. Ice cream
2. Fried Chicken
3. Anything with cheese
(Yeah, um, that's all I can think of, cause I eat everything in site normally.)
3. Have you ever had a makeover?
Yup, I was 13.
4. Name all members of the Beatles.
Paul, Ringo, George, and John.
5. What's the longest time you've stayed out of the Country/Where?
For a month in Peru, but I don't remember, so I will say 2 weeks in Peru
6. One thing you're greatful for, today.
My honey bringing me a Cherry-Limeade.
7. What is your favorite High School memory?
Teaching kids with special needs my sophmore year.
8. What is the most insane thing you've done for/to your crush that he/she might not/might know about?
I secretly wrote him letters confesing my love.
9. Describe your dream Wedding.
On the beach, right at sunset, with just me, my honey, the JP and the good lord.
10. Would you ever join Temptation Island?
Naw.
11. Name three [3] teachers you liked in High School/Elementary.
1. Coach Blevins- what a hottie
2. Ms. Roushanni- 5th Grade
3. Ms. Richter- she taught me alot about myself and they joy of children
12. Do you have a favorite quote? What is it?
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image whe it turns out he hates all the same people that you hate.
13. My first heartbreak happened when I was...
14, at summer camp. His name was Matt Jones.
14. The school picture you buried in your bottom drawer?
8th grade, it was right before I got braces.
15. Do you have any weird preferences? What are they?
Yeah, my bathroom HAS to be cleaned like every other day.
16. What is one thing you will never understand about the opposite sex?
Why the whack off.
17. Who is your best friend?
Without a doubt, Andrew.
18. Name one TV character you'd most want to be.
As of today, prolly Sharon Osbourne, even though she is a real life person.
19. If you were famous, and were to be a guest on a talk show, whose show would you choose? Why?
David Letterman, cause he is the SHIT!!!
20. Give yourself a Porn Star name.
Roxy.....something
21. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
I have to sleep with my TV on with all my throw pillows beside me.
22. What do you plan to do this summer?
Work, and hopefully go to the beach.
23. What is your favorite song right now?
hmmmm....i dunno.
24. Write a line from any song.
I drew a blank on this one.
25. Do you know at least one Disney song by heart? Which one?
Part of your world...and a shit load of others.
26. Describe your dream house.
Victorian, filled with antiques of all kinds, prolly in some small town.
27. Your typical sleepwear:
Boxers and a tank top
28. What's in your bag?
Wallet, make-up and keys
29. What's in your wallet?
Money, old credit cards, a Randall's card, SS card, and a whole bunch of other shit.
30. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
66 bucks
31. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
My black knee boots
32. If you could've gone to your Senior Prom in a different outfit, what would it be?
The one that I originally wore. It was really pretty.
33. How was your Senior Prom?
Pretty good. I hooked up with Julie's date.
34. Tell us about any of your birthdays.
The always rock, cause I get a year older and people like to shower me with gifts.
35. Would you rather be a Hobbit, an Elf, or a Dwarf?
An Elf...
36. What are the first five things you would splurge on if you were a billionaire?
A new house for me
A new car for everybody in my family
INVESTMENTS!!
Pay off debts for everybody
College for my kids
37. What is your daily before-going-to-bed ritual?
Make sure that my room is clean.
38. What is the weirdest/funniest nickname anyone has ever called you?
Teapot my freshman year. Don't ask
39. Name three (3) of your favorite cartoon characters.
Bugs Bunny
Eeyore
Pooh
40. What are the magazines you read on a regular basis?
People... and that's it
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| Friday, April 5th, 2002
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3:13 pm
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News bulletin! Bin Laden has been captured! Yeah, the Special Forces sprinkled Viagra all over Afghanistan and the little prick popped up!
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| Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002
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11:13 am - I am sooo bad!!
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| Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002
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10:08 am
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WOOHOO!!! After all this time I am FINALLY gonna get to see Becca. I can't remember the last time that I saw her. It's pretty bad when the people that I work with, see her more than I do. What's up with that? Anyway, I hope that she won't bail on me like she did the last time......hee-hee!! Luv ya Becca!!
current mood:  ecstatic
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| Monday, April 1st, 2002
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3:14 pm - Genre: Cannibal Jokes
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There were 3 men traveling in the rain forest when they were captured by tribal men hunting for food. When at the village the tribal leader said that they could live if they did one thing. If they failed they would be killed. The men agreed. So the tribal leader said to go in to the rain forest and bring back 10 pieces of fruit and they have to be of the same kind. The men headed out in to the rain forest. The first man comes back with 10 apples. The tribal leader says that he has to have all 10 of the apples stuffed up his butt with out saying a word or any facial expression of any kind. If he does he will be killed. So it began 1 apple, 2 apples, 3 apples,...the man cries out. Bam they kill him and he goes to heaven. The second guy comes he has 10 berries. The tribal leader tells him the same thing. the man agrees. 1 berry, 2 berries, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,..the man starts laughing. Bam he is killed and goes to heaven. The first guy says to the second, ?Why did you start laughing when you only had one more to go and you would be alive?? The second guy said that he was doing fine until he saw the third guy coming with 10 water melon and he couldn?t contain his laughter.
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| Thursday, March 28th, 2002
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3:10 pm - Genre: Male Jokes
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One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. Bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time"
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11:34 am - Alarm keeps burglars out, but calls police in
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By The Associated Press
(3/27/02 - YAKIMA, Wash.) ? Salvador Bravo apparently was so worried about criminals that he installed a burglar alarm. He should have been more concerned about the police.
Officers responding to an alarm at Bravo's house found the windows forced open and went inside, believing a burglary might be in progress, Lt. Mike Merryman said.
In the house, officers found a locked basement door and detected a strong odor of marijuana.
Bravo arrived and fainted after he was informed about the alarm, the suspicious odor and plans for a search, Merryman said. After obtaining a warrant, police said they found as much as 10 pounds of marijuana and $10,000 cash.
Bravo was arrested when he awoke, and held for investigation of possessing drugs with intent to sell.
Bravo told police he was canceling his alarm service when gets out of jail, Merryman said.
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9:54 am
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So I took the day off yesterday. I thought that the Big Guy and I could spend some time together, since he had to go out of town on Sunday. So I get over to his place yesterday and we hang out for a bit, go get something to eat, rent a couple of flicks and go back to his house. The phone rings and it's one of the guys that we work with, he wants to know if we want to go play golf. We say sure and a few minutes later we are off. We pull up to the club house and wait for the other guy to get there. The chick that was working the front desk is the girlfriend of the other guys cousin and she is giving us a free round of golf. The Big Guy goes on the inform me that he has met this girl before at the County Fair. Which is cool, I have no problem with that, since he met her WAY before we got together. He said that the friend that we are waiting on tried to hook him up with this girl at the fair. But he didn't like her for some apparent reason. (She was kinda fat I though, but sorta cute). Anyway, the guy that we are waiting show up and we go inside. (Now let me give you a little history here, the Big Guy is a VERY affectionate person. No matter where we are if he wants a hug or a kiss, he will do it, no matter who is around. And we are forever holding hands.) Anyway, we get out of the car and proceed to walk up to the club house, and I take his hand. As soon as we get inside and he sees the chick, he lets go of my hand. I think nothing of it at that time, I start to look around at stuff and walk over to him and take his hand again. Not even 20 seconds later, he lets go. Normally I wouldn't think anything of this, but it struck a nerve with me and has been bugging me since yesterday. Driving around the course he talked about her more than he usually would somebody. Me being the jackass that I am, I asked him during one of his talks about her, if he thought that she was pretty, but he didn't answer. And then like 4 hours after we played and left the course, he starts to bring her up over dinner. WTF?!?! Did it look like I wanted to talk about her?!?!?
Anyway, I think that I am over-reacting on this whole situation. Is this something that I should bring up with him? I mean maybe it's just jealousy or something.....
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| Monday, March 18th, 2002
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3:15 pm - Genre: Sport Jokes
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, noooo... I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage his privates.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
He replied still in agony, "It feels great, but it doesn't do a thing for my thumb. It still hurts like hell!"
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